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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:00
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
"Which K-pop idols do you find breathtakingly beautiful?"
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Next, they tried...